There was a new crop of little kiddies running around the island, and Jack didn't recognize any of them this time around, which was a plus. And Jack's own personal Mini-Me had gone, which... wasn't ( Read more... )

Jack made sure the blinking Christmas lights were up around the condoms again.

He also put up a big sign saying "You officially become adults this weekend -- act like it!!!"

And then he settled down behind the counter with a beer and dangled a string of anal beads for Herc to attack.

When he got to the Homer, Jack couldn't help but notice the distinctive smell of Old Spice. And that it was coming from him ( Read more... )

Considering what happened this weekend, it was ENTIRELY possible that some of the people on this island weren't up to speed on the proper use of condoms ( Read more... )

Over a certain boat anchored by the docks, it was a lazy, hazy summer afternoon all day long. PERFECT weather for fishing ( Read more... )

The weather was nice, and Jack was out drinking and fishing on his boat, same as usual. He noticed that today seemed to be "bring a toddler to school" day or something, so with a sigh and a shrug he pulled out a Sharpie and updated the sign on the dock.

Captain Jack's Wild Ride
Rocks you like a hurricaneWholesome fun boat tours of the island. ( Read more... )

Jack ran into Dite's waaaaay later than he'd meant to be.

"Sorry I'm late," he told Herc. The cat mrowled at him, as if to say "I don't care, so long as you feed and pet me."

Jack was pretty sure this weekend was the prom, so he made sure to move the condoms up closer to the front of the store.

Reese didn't like the fog. It made her twitchy and anything that made her twitchy instantly made in on her list. It didn't help that monsters came with the fog ( Read more... )

By now, Jack was fully kitted out -- energy weapon-resistant flak jacket, C4, holstered zat gun, his P90, and the rest of everything he'd brought from home. It looked a little odd over his flannel and jeans, but what could you do ( Read more... )

Jack was stretched out on a deck chair on his boat, sipping beer and fishing. It was finally spring, and he was taking full advantage of it ( Read more... )